I sold my wow account.
Im 70 bucks richer and feeling like a new man. No more lfg gnomer! No more wts [tin bar] x40. No more lf someone to open a lock box. No more freaking chuck norris in barrens chat. No more ninja's. No more grinding. No more saving for a mount. No more playing the AH. No more NOOBS. No more wow...........
Well on to bigger and better things. I want to build some stuff. Learn some stuff. And find better use of my time. See you in RL.
I think im gonna log...
I'm driving around orem trying to find a DVD i've been wanting to see and I ended up in the parking lot of efy or what ever.. and so I get to that secion of road right in front of the store and I turn left and slow down becuase of people wanting to cross IN A CROSS WALK there were 2 of them! And this freaking idiot in some car obviously mad that I got in fron of him and had to slow down, starts honking at me. And this wasnt just a *honk* hi im just letting you know im here so you dont back into me.. it was a *HOOOONK* Hi I'm the ASS-FACE of all ASS-FACES! Then as soon as he can he rips off into the parking lot going going way too fast and gets in front of everybody.. what a jackass... I hope his engin blows up and he burns to death slowly..
The other day I was going through my work email's spam filter when I noticed a new flavor. There was about 4-5 email that looked similar and on closer inspection they all in fact had one thing in common. At first I thought they all quoted the A&E movie special "Pride and Prejudice" But I think its actually the novel by Jane Austen. They are sort of cut up into small segments.. see if you can pick them out.
Here is one such email:
Time Received: 11/19/06 09:51:22
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entered the library, "oh! mr. bennet, you are wanted immediately; we are all in an uproar. you must
"i am perfectly ready, i assure you, to keep my engagement; and when your sister is recovered,
beauty; and more than once during dinner did mr. bennet say voluntarily to elizabeth:
"what, is he coming home, and without poor lydia?" she cried. "sure he will not leave london
best of them were of the present party; but mr. wickham was as far beyond them all in person,
as soon as mr. bennet were dead. she complained bitterly of all this to her husband.
"if you were aware," said elizabeth, "of the very great disadvantage to us all which must arise
discover the number of the hackney coach which took them from clapham. it had come with a fare
"my ideas flow so rapidly that i have not time to express them-by which means my letters
"there is a gentleman with him, mamma," said kitty; "who can it be?"
and me are such friends!) and so she asked the two harringtons to come, but harriet was ill, and so
county without impunity, and rob it of a few petrified spars without his perceiving me."
"lizzy, i bear you no ill-will for being justified in your advice to me last may, which,
better feelings than you are supposing. they have known her much longer than they have known me;
be delayed. imprudent as the marriage between mr. wickham and our poor lydia would be, we are
among the cluster of red coats there assembled, a doubt of his being present had never occurred to her.
a very short distance of her, quite disengaged, he never came near enough to speak. she felt it to be the
accuse him of but pride; pride he probably had, and if not, it would certainly be imputed by the
"i cannot see why mrs. forster should not ask me as well as lydia," said she, "though i am not
and every turning expected to bring it in view. the palings of rosings park was their boundary on one
Anyway.. I prefer this over male enhancement spam anyday!
First lets start off with a cool video. Nothing like nerds who like fire.
This would be fun to play with.. lets just be honest.
Ok now for an interesting story I read the other day. There is a movie theater chain that has started a new trend. Pagers are a interesting technology. They started out as a cheap alternative to a cell phone.. then cell phone took over.. so pagers starting piling into restaurants and stores as a way to keep you place in line without being in line..
And now they are coming to a movie theater near you.. but not in a way you think. These little guys were invented to help morons and idiots alike get booted out of a movie for talking on a cell phone. Here's how it works.. employees will hand out these nifty little pagers as you enter the movie theater and find your seats.. The pager has 4 buttons: the first "alerts theater managers about a disruption in the audience, such as a fight over a cell phone" <-- I guess this is a major problem in some places.. haven't heard of this happening in Utah though.. The other buttons are for problems with the projection, sound or temperature.
I think this is a cool idea. It would make it so you don't have to run out and track down an employee to fix something.. and I also like the idea of having an eject button for those morons who talk during movies.. pushing that button actually sends in a squad to pounce on them. So.. if it works.. that would be awesome.. Anyway here is the article..
Oh just by way of announcement.. I'm trying to sell my Ruger.. If you know anyone who wants a totally sweet revolver let me know.
Ok moving on.. but on the subject of guns.. I introduce you now to something hilarious.. Its called "seasoned shot" it Shoots, Kills, Seasons.
Now for a healthy does of cosmic discovery and possibly the coolest lightning in the solar system... Saturn has been in the news a lot lately. What's that you say.. "what the crap news are you seeing?" Ok.. so maybe its been in the nerd news a lot lately.. anyway.. I don't care who you are space is cool!! So keep reading! Lets talk about Saturn's rings for a sec.
They are ice and dust and they are interestingly still very young.. well cosmically speaking anyway. The rings span about 170,000 miles! and are on average under 150 ft thick! That can be compared to something thinner than a piece of tissue paper spread across a football field! That's just cool to me. Anyway.. so the thing I wanted to get to was this.. Scientists now speculate smudges that sometimes appear in Saturn's rings, then quickly disappear, could be caused by massive strokes of lightning or meteor strikes. I of course don't believe that later.
The report says "If the theory is right, these faint features are the signature of awesome events: lightning strokes ten thousand times more energetic than those on Earth, releasing beams of electrons that surge up from Saturn's surface to whack into the rings and blast out jets of electrically charged dust."
As for the smudges being the result of meteor strikes "It's implausible that several meteorites would strike the rings in the same place in close succession."
The reports are very speculative because no one has seen these types of storms on Saturn. But the idea of massive electron beams rising from the planet's surface is reminiscent of science fiction novels and would be truly amazing to see.
Well I guess that's it for now...